“The resistance that you fight physically in the gym and the resistance that you fight in life can only build a strong character.”
~Arnold Schwarzenegger
I have a confession...I love going to the gym. I love going to the gym very early in the morning. I love parking in my favorite parking spot and running on my favorite treadmill. The music thumping, the pungent smell of the rubber floors and sweat, I love it all.
I also love to make up names and stories about the other early morning exercises. There's Squeaky, who always made her shoes hit the front of the treadmill making an annoying squeaking sound. Even the daggers I shot at her with my laser eyes didn't stop her. Thankfully they got new treadmills and the squeaking stopped. Then there's Boner, I saw him making out with a girl in the parking lot and telling her about his boner...Nice! I recently overheard him talking about his pending divorce...ya think? Oh that's another thing I do...eavesdrop! So watch what you say if you're at the gym early in the morning, Mr. Hobbs might be in the house!
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